We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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