You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
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