Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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