But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
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