i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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