Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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