I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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