apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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