Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
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