D3 body, D1 cock
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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