My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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