So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
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