Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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