He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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