apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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