It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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