I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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