It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize
