one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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