talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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