i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
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