i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
Randomize
