NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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