Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
Randomize
