She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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