If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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