i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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