Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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