So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
Randomize
