he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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