As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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