With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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