I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
only you would photoshop your dick
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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