..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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