Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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