I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
Randomize
