yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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