The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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