im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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