He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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