She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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