Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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