do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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