you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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