I can't breathe out the right side of my face
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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