Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
