Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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