So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
third nipple confirmed
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