dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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