I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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